I apologize for this post not being about politics, but I feel that it was far too important to ignore.
As the title reads, Chris Pratt will be the lead role in the upcoming movie Cowboy Ninja Viking.
1: Chris Pratt!!!!!!!!!! No, I’m not fangirling, I’m a man, dammit!
2: What an amazing title, huh? Cowboy Ninja Viking. All you have to do is add “Exploding” to the beginning of that and it could be a Michael Bay film
3: This just goes to show that literally anything can become a movie, if you get the right actor in it.
There’s your entertainment news for today, folks! We’ll be back to our regular programming tomorrow, unless Listen To Us Talk For Three Hours with Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Liam Neeson, and James Earl Jones is announced.