Man calls cops after three hour standoff… with his cat

Once again, we have further evidence that cats are trying to enslave humanity and take over the world!  …Or, this is just proof that there are some pretty wimpy dudes out there.

A Stamford man was effectively kicked out of his own home because of his cat.  Apparently, the man’s cat had given birth the night before, and had become rather aggressive.  It became so violent that the man and his wife were forced to flee their home for over three hours.

The police response to this illegal eviction was… less than urgent.

According to FoxCT:  The dispatcher was a bit confused on why the man was calling police. “So you want the police to come and remove the cat? What is the problem, like…”

Eventually, police arrived on the scene and helped with the 7 ½ lb. cat problem.