‘Tis The Season

Christmas has come again.  This means its time to get together with family members, enjoy some Christmas cheer, and tell children stories about Santa and baby Jesus.  Oh, it’s also time to give Grandpa a porn subscription.

…Wait a minute.

Pornhub, a famous site for lewd material, just came out with an advertisement.  Don’t worry, all things considered it’s safe to watch in public.

All things considered, I don’t think my grandparents would really appreciate this gift.  Besides the fact that their both staunch Lutherans, a porn gift card just doesn’t make economic sense.  There’s more than enough free stuff online, you’re making a mistake if you buy porn!