Fans Lobby for Lesbian Elsa in “Frozen 2”

She spent her entire childhood locked in her room, nearly destroyed her kingdom with magical power, could be described as “frigid,” and didn’t have a boyfriend by the end of the first movie.  Therefore she must be lesbian!

Frozen has already done several historic things.  They broke ground by being one of the first Disney movies where the princess doesn’t get saved by the prince.  It also became the highest earning animated film ever (as of right now, at least.)  On top of that, it unleashed “Let It Go” onto the eardrums of people who are SICK AND TIRED OF THAT SONG PLEASE STOP SINGING IT IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD ANYTHING ELSE PLAYING IN MY HEAD

Ahem… Anyway, as I was saying the movie has already broken some barriers.  When Disney announced that a sequel would be releasing sometime soon, however, people began clamoring for even more barriers to be broken.  Specifically, with the hashtag #GiveElsaAGirlfriend, people are wanting to see Frozen’s snow queen become a lesbian.

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These people do realize they don’t have to get a full movie if they want to see a lesbian Disney character, right?  Just go on the internet, I’m sure that someone, somewhere, has created porn of that.

And what plot purposes would giving Elsa a girlfriend serve?  In the first movie, the whole moral was to show that it’s okay to not have a prince charming, and you don’t need a significant other to define you…or something to that affect.  Also, judging from the first movie, an incestuous relationship between Elsa and Anna would be much easier to fit into Frozen 2 than a lesbian relationship. (Yes, I’m sure there’s porn of that, too.  These are characters from a children’s movie, people!  Have some decency.)

<i>Frozen</i> Fans Lobby Disney to Give Elsa a Girlfriend in Sequel