Gay Sex Causes Earthquakes

If that were the case, shouldn’t California have sunk into the ocean years ago?

Ghana, a country people think about so rarely it has to accuse homosexuals of having control over nature to make the news.  You probably didn’t know, but the African nation has been facing lots of tension in the capital city of Accra.  There has been an increase in hostility towards homosexual relationships among Zongo communities in the city.  Many gay people have fled their homes from fear of being attacked, and Muslim youths have been known to set up groups to fight what they see as imported “white man’s culture.”

Why is there such hatred in Ghana?  It may be due to fear of earthquakes, according to Muslim cleric Mallam Abass Mahmud.

The Independent reports:  “Allah gets annoyed when males engage in sexual encounter and such disgusting encounter causes earthquake.”

He also said Allah destroyed the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah ‘as the result of homesexuality’.

According to the Daily Mail, Mahmud added: “Should we allow such a shame to continue in our communities against holy teachings? Certainly no, and we are very happy to chase away such idiots from our Zongo communities.”

The real question is whether or not an earthquake is actually a deterrent to gay sex?  Think about it.  If the earth literally moved while two people were going at it, wouldn’t that just encourage them?  “Dang, he/she’s good!  We knocked over the lamp, the bed, and three blocks of the neighborhood!”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-sex-causes-earthquakes-and-disgusts-allah-says-muslim-cleric-in-ghana-a7051336.html

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