Really? I had no idea!!! You’d think that would have been something they covered in sex-ed…
Aaron Motshoaledi, South Africa’s minister of health, was recently speaking with journalists over the deaths of 36 patients caused by some contract troubles and shakeups with hospitals. During the discussion, he was asked what other health-related problems the country was facing. As it turns out, unplanned pregnancies are a huge issue in South Africa. Mr. Motashoaledi, however, believes he knows the cause.
Motshoaledi revealed that unplanned pregnancies are a major crisis in South Africa, and unprotected sex is the leading cause.
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Asked whether or not he knows of any other causes of unplanned pregnancies, Minister Motshoaledi said, “No, I do not know of any. But the department is working around the clock on the matter.”
Well, that’s interesting news! If any readers out there have child support payments they’re trying to dodge, just hang on. Maybe they’ll find another cause of unplanned pregnancy besides sex! (I’m pretty sure there’s a fairly important instance of that mentioned in the Bible somewhere.)
Maybe We Are Stupid 
How enlightening- we need more more concerned ministers like Aaron
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