As the end of this dumpster fire of an election draws near, so does the dumpster fire of a year known as 2016. We’ve almost made it, just hold on!
You may not feel very good about your choices, but here’s a way of thinking that might help cheer you up: The 2016 election is a lot like gambling in a Las Vegas casino. You were never meant to come out on top at the end of the day, it was all really about the experience you had.
You have to admit, however horrifying the results of today are, this election was highly entertaining. I mean, I basically got a whole year of free jokes out of this! What am I (and actual journalists) supposed to do at the end of this week?