Quite possibly more full of sh*t than our president!
Chinese doctors have recently saved a man’s life by surgically removing a buttload (pardon the pun) of crap from his gut. The patient, by the name of Zhou Hai, was checked into the hospital last week with severe abdominal pain and difficulty breathing. When doctors began working on him, I’m sure they went “Holy sh*t!”
Asia One reports: Zhou told doctors that he had been suffering from constipation since he was born. He took laxatives regularly but they only helped to alleviate his discomfort.
His parents thought that his condition was a small ailment, so it remained untreated for years. It eventually deteriorated until he required emergency treatment.
In a three-hour operation, surgeons removed a section of Zhou’s colon that was 76cm long and weighed 13kg.
WARNING, DON’T LOOK ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH!
Hey, I warned you!
After the surgery Mr. Zhou was almost 29 lbs. lighter and diagnosed with Hirschsprung’s disease, a birth defect that makes pooping really difficult.
Well, there you have it! I’m sure this is the kind of story you wanted to start your day with! But what a relief that it finally passed, huh? ba-dum-tss!